Ninguém é perfeito!

Diálogo entre Osgood (Joe E. Brown) e Daphne (Jack Lemmon) no final do filme “Quanto mais quente melhor “ (Billy Wilder, 1959):

Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried. She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.

Daphne: Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.

Osgood: We can have it altered.

Daphne: Aw no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

Osgood: Why not?

Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

Osgood: Doesn't matter.

Daphne: I smoke. I smoke all the time.

Osgood: I don't care.

Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

Osgood: I forgive you.

Daphne: I can never have children.

Osgood: We can adopt some.

Daphne: But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.

Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.